Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Mushrooms, Belly Buttons and Men

I was at the local market and bought a variety of fresh mushrooms - button, abalone, golden needle, shiitake and bunashimeji mushrooms. They are great when freshly sliced/diced in salads or as appetizers when marinated in olive oil with a dash of salt, pepper and balsamic vinegar. The dainty button mushroom set off a chain of "culinary" thoughts that stopped dead at "belly buttons" :-)

Huh? :-O Belly buttons?

That was when I saw the young cute stall assistant stretched up to reach the top shelf for a bottle of chilli sauce, lifting his t-shirt and thus flashed his smooth belly with a cute belly button at me!

Oh, for a bite of that!

That got me thinking ....

What is it about the male belly button that is so sexy or erotic to many gay men that whole discussion groups and websites have been dedicated to it?


Admittedly, on the right body, when a fully/partially clothed hunk or twink allows us a quick glimpse or flash display in public of the belly button just above the forbidden zone - it does bring various elements of eroticism and sexual thrills to the "voyuers" :-)

After all, the belly button is among the last thing one sees when the pant comes off to reveal the grand prize that one is looking for! It is like the tasty and dainty marinated button mushroom appetizer before the main course of a prime steak :-)

Of course, some great appetizers led to the most disappointing main courses - but that is the problem with a set meal. You get the lot - lock, stock and barrel!

So it is with men.

Sometimes, one gets to see this gorgeous belly button on a gorgeous male which does not give us any indication as to what comprises the whole set meal.












The only thing to do is to take all of him first and then pray hard that the hoped-for tube steak is a prime tube-steak and not just a chilli padi :-).

Of course, we can go a la carte for our food - maybe one day, we can also do a a la carte for our men :-) Until then, let's be grateful that we still get our men - even if they are not perfect!

As they say, the way to a man's heart (and belly button and tubesteak) is though his belly and I believe my mushroom salads and marinated mushrooms appetizers should get me at least his belly button or his prime tube-steak, if not his heart :-)

2 Comments:

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At 8:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is it about the male belly button that is so sexy...I could not tell you, but most belly buttons just look hot when its on a hunk or twink.

...allows us a quick glimpse or flash display in public of the belly button...The belly button is one 'sensual' item one can see in public. Heck you can even admire a total stranger's belly button from a distance without them even knowing it.

...After all, the belly button is among the last thing one sees when the pant comes off...Actually, it's most likely the first thing one sees when a shirt is either lifted or opened... as per your original comment:

That was when I saw the young cute stall assistant stretched up to reach the top shelf for a bottle of chilli sauce, lifting his t-shirt and thus flashed his smooth belly with a cute belly button at me!

 

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